Joey McLaughlin

Are you an average dad?

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A new survey came up with the exact profile of the AVERAGE DAD.

The average dad . . .

Has two kids.
Became a dad when he was 28.
Makes about $45,000 a year.
Gets home from work at 5:53, is watching TV by 7:47, and is in bed by 10:15.
Drives a Ford . . . and puts 46 miles a week on it driving the kids around.
Has two arguments with the kids every week.
Makes 10 “dad jokes” a week.
And embarrasses his kids in public five times a month.

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